Cops are always involved in my life.
Today, two cops came to our house. They were [] this close to turning our house upside down for an investigation because we were accused for stealing some well-heeled girls’ cellphones at the bar AND then hiding their sim cards somewhere in our house just so we can do illegal shit under the table. Thankfully, they didn’t strip our house down, but if they did, my other housemate would’ve gotten caught for the possession of illegal substances. It was batshit crazy. Well, I remained calm…’cause once again, I’ve been stranded on an island of stupid troubles before…the banana boat just took me back to the island.
The cops still have their eyes on our house, unfortunately. The neighbors probably don’t like having us around here anymore, but whatever. I’ve got nothin’ to hide. If the cops approach our porch again and give me that condescending chat, then I will for real…turn this house upside down.
In the end…it’s just another anecdote of reckless laughter.
